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Thursday, December 18, 2008

 
Sally Russet was just an ordinary potato girl, going to high school and stuff. And then one day everything changed, when a strange potato boy started at her potato school. His name was Spudward. He wasn't like the other potato boys. There was a stillness in his presence that was like the mist coming off of a waterfall. Sally couldn't breathe when Spudward stood next to her, or even when he stood pretty far away but still in the same room. She was drawn to him like a magnet is drawn to another magnet and she knew her life that used to be boring and filled only with an endless stream of her inane, impossibly-narcicistic inner monologues would never be the same.

What she didn't know was that he was......Vampotato. Available now at Barnes and Noble.










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listening to: Department of Eagles!
 Posted 12/18/2008 3:28 PM - 3705 Views - 32 eProps - 21 comments

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lol. you hit the nail on the head.
Posted 12/18/2008 3:57 PM by skinny_with_breasts - reply

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(omg i think this was the first time i've recommended a post!)

ps the line about being drawn to him like a magnet is drawn to another magnet: golden.
Posted 12/18/2008 3:57 PM by skinny_with_breasts - reply

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Bulwer-Lytton quality stuff. Well done.
Posted 12/18/2008 4:25 PM by siddhartha - reply

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LOVE IT.
Posted 12/18/2008 6:34 PM by Lost_In_Reverie Xanga True Member - reply

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they look delicious.
Posted 12/19/2008 2:29 AM by la_hanita - reply

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creative.

Department of Eagles?
Posted 12/19/2008 9:28 AM by chrispycrunch - reply

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i'm dying of laughter! i read an excerpt of that book online and I almost puked. (sorry Mo)
Posted 12/19/2008 10:40 AM by lellappel - reply

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Posted 12/19/2008 12:42 PM by maurene - reply

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can't stop laughing.
Posted 12/19/2008 12:44 PM by maurene - reply

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HAHHAHA!  I'm recalling your impression of Mo at k bbq...
Posted 12/19/2008 1:22 PM by JenLi - reply

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hahaha!
Posted 12/19/2008 1:36 PM by mayarn - reply

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Oh, it's not too late to get it for Christmas, is it? Put it on my list, please!

(Very funny!)

(Those must be Idaho spuds.)

 

Posted 12/19/2008 5:57 PM by LaTortugaMohosa - reply

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Amazing.
Posted 12/20/2008 12:47 AM by Viewtiful_Justin Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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so cute.
Posted 12/20/2008 1:15 AM by scriptamanent Xanga Premium Member - reply

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abracadabra!
I love it.

Okay...so I did my research and this is what my kids came up with for Santee Clause...

1. He's magical.
2. The elves help him do it. He doesn't do it all.
3. There are many Santas and they all work together. He has many identical brothers.
4. There's a porthole in his sled and it really takes him a second to go in a house, drop off toys, and be back. Again, this is magical, with a science fiction twist. He skips houses with naughty kids too which saves time.
5. Christmas is on different days around the world which saves time too.
6. Santa enlists adults to help him (mom and dad)

I don't know if these helped, but that's what my 2nd graders told me. Good luck! and thank you again for treating me and all my friends for my birthday! Happy Christmas!
Posted 12/21/2008 3:53 AM by lycheelori - reply

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Regarding your comment...
That would be so cool if some of thier ideas were in the movie. They'd be stoked. When does it come out?
Posted 12/22/2008 5:30 PM by lycheelori - reply

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this is the greatest post you have ever created.

maybe even the greatest thing you have ever done in your life.
Posted 12/23/2008 4:54 AM by Sleepytyme - reply

EXCELLENT PHOTO! I haven't read the books, but from what I've heard, the main female character of that book series has the personality of a potato. And the male lead, too.
Posted 1/8/2009 8:18 PM by Accipiter - reply

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This post is made of GOLD. *reccomended*
Posted 1/10/2009 6:47 PM by ElusiveSoul Xanga True Member - reply

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My god this is awesome.
Posted 1/10/2009 10:25 PM by Thor_Axegrinder - reply

LOL, I just created THE PULP, a superhero out of mashed potatoes. You can see the pictures here, the Pulp fighting a papercraft model.
Posted 2/17/2009 9:31 AM by Henk (site) - reply


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